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Two and a Half Men Season 11

Nangnangnangnang
Episode 1
Air Date: Sep 26, 2013

Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Episode 2
Air Date: Oct 3, 2013

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

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This Unblessed Biscuit
Episode 3
Air Date: Oct 10, 2013

This Unblessed Biscuit

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

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Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Episode 4
Air Date: Oct 17, 2013

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Episode 5
Air Date: Oct 24, 2013

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Episode 6
Air Date: Nov 7, 2013

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Episode 7
Air Date: Nov 14, 2013

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

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Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Episode 8
Air Date: Nov 21, 2013

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Episode 9
Air Date: Dec 5, 2013

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

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On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Episode 10
Air Date: Dec 12, 2013

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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Tazed In the Lady Nuts
Episode 11
Air Date: Jan 2

Tazed In the Lady Nuts

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michal…

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Baseball.  Boobs.  Boobs.  Baseball.
Episode 12
Air Date: Jan 9

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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Bite Me, Supreme Court
Episode 13
Air Date: Jan 30

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
Episode 14
Air Date: Feb 6

Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Episode 15
Air Date: Feb 27

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Episode 16
Air Date: Mar 6

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

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Welcome Home, Jake
Episode 17
Air Date: Mar 13

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

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West Side Story
Episode 18
Air Date: Apr 3

West Side Story

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

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Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Episode 19
Air Date: Apr 10

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

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Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Episode 20
Air Date: Apr 24

Lotta Delis In Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

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Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
Episode 21
Air Date: May 1

Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

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Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Episode 22
Air Date: May 8

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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